Motorcycles in the distance, or, my wife's snoring

This post is mainly a reason to have that title, which I thoroughly enjoyed thinking up.  She's a chronic snoring denyer.  And while it's largely true that she doesn't snore, lately she's been a little noisy.

Last night she was so noisy I moved, after an hour of failing at mind over mattering the issue, to the bedroom across the hall.  Sweet dreams!... until a few hours later when she was so loud she woke me up.  And she sounded like motorcycles in the distance.  Oh boy.